Having some fun with my secretary
I was walking past my secretary's desk on the way to my office this morning when I saw that she had her Yahoo Messenger window open. I stopped to look at her handle, and suddenly realised the enormous amount of knowledge (and fun) I could have with that information.
Imagine. I could pretend to be someone else (obviously) and ask her what she thought about her boss, thus giving me a no-holds-barred insight no other superior would have. I could also get into the office gossip, and get to know stuff I would otherwise have no way of knowing. I'm so excited I could fall off my chair.
But how do I explain why I'm adding her to my YM list? Where did I get her handle?
Imagine. I could pretend to be someone else (obviously) and ask her what she thought about her boss, thus giving me a no-holds-barred insight no other superior would have. I could also get into the office gossip, and get to know stuff I would otherwise have no way of knowing. I'm so excited I could fall off my chair.
But how do I explain why I'm adding her to my YM list? Where did I get her handle?
posted by The Juicer at 9:02 AM
28 Comments:
There is a member section at Yahoo. Tell her you did a search for people in your local area.
This is a terrible sneaky thing to do.
Q
Naughty naughty
*tsk tsk*
=P
Oooh scandalously naughty. Deeeelish.
So, it's mischief Fridays for you, hm? Niiiiiiice.
you sure you want to know what your subordinates think about you? You might treat them differently if they do talk about you behind your back. And if this thing gets out, you may lose respect.
Ask for her Yahoo email. :)Let the fun begin lah!
I don't know anything about Yahoo but I am surprised that you are allowed to use it at work.
We had a strict policy against this kind of thing.
It does sound like fun but you may not like what you hear.
queenie - Thanks for the suggestion! You're right, this is sneaky... and I'm loving it :)
linsey - I can't help it... I'm a bad boy :)
jenna howard - That has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
emilyism - If there are any areas I could improve on, wouldn't I want to know what they are? Besides, I hardly think "her boss" would be the main topic of our conversation.
lipstick chronicles - Good to know I've got a partner in crime :)
suze - We're not allowed to use it at work either, but you can only go so far to limit the human spirit. I can't pass up this opportunity, so I guess I'd have to live with not liking what I hear :)
That is ever so naughty, but I like your style!!
Im late with this post, so what happened on Friday? Did you message her?
just make sure you don't get caught! do a google search on her email and see if it's somewhere on cyberspace and you can say you found it there... or just add her and wing it. i loved Friday's lady from the prestigious brokerage. i've had a lady from this school phone me about about a link on our site about 10x and everytime she asks me where her link is on our site and then looks in the wrong place...arrrgh! but i should try some of that sarcasm rather.
Well???
You can just leave us sitting here...wondering. Did you IM? I hope that it didn't turn out like many of my IMs do. *cough*
your comment on wetbeyondnelief.blogspot.com cracked me up...then I come here and see this???!!!
You are a HOOT!
Find out what religion she is and pretend to be a chick she met - act offended that she doesn't remember you from your earlier chat. I have all kinds of ways of...well, nevermind...
-Melanie
Sometimes it is better not knowing, what if you don't like what you hear. Ugh! I know that I couldn't resist though.
Ooh... I wouldn't go there. Ignorance can be bliss.
Hehe. My boss has all his employees in his MSN. It's a good and cheap way to communicate tho.
And.. I can block him if I don feel like hearing his sh*t.
Can't...
Handle...
Curiosity...
Self...
Imploding.
Ooh that was fun. I'm going to do that one again. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Oh yeah. That was good.
Well...did you IM? COME ON already. Yeesh.
yeah really, where is the rest of the story...I blogrolled you and I think you should share with us the rest of the story *evil grin* hey lil bit!!! glad to see ya!
Juicy where are you!? HURRY!!!
i second queenie
oh my god...you better not have keeled over before we get to hear this...
we are dyin' here! COME ON!!
FYI, today is Tuesday, and you DID ask about the shout out.
A certain cowgirl from Texas is asking for my help. To spread the word. She has a new place. It can be found by following me. Looking carefully at my site. Or email me. Add a new link. Leave the old.
You are worse than me! And I'm the devil around here. I got distracted with your title. I'm amusesd....
*sigh*
Are you EVER going to post again?
um helllllllllloooooooooooooo!!!?
lol...u sneaky bastard...i love it...your just like me
damnit man POST!!!!!!!! Or at least email it shit....I have moved my freaking log and still come back to see if you finished this one.
frustration.
frustration.
u don want to be dat mean... c'mon...
u know wat... the header of the blog made me think... ok.. this is juicy... but then again... maybe not...
WHAT?! you naughty boy. having office affair huh! But hey, great idea, i'll do that when I run my company next time =)
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