Monday, March 09, 2009

Should I meet Ms Blowjob?

This girl (let's call her Ms Blowjob) has been wanting to meet me. You know right off the bat from her name that she gives fucking good head. I know because my friend, who used to date her, said it was the best blowjob he's ever had (and he's had plenty). She's 'ferocious' and 'noisy' and you're not quite sure what's happening down there but it's fantastic; his words. Suffice to say it's an experience a guy feels he ought to have.

Ms Blowjob works at it as if she read a memo saying penises will disappear from the face of the earth unless women can demonstrate that they appreciate sucking cock. And believe me when I tell you that for a guy, that's a memo you want plastered on the wall of every chick's cubicle.

But here's the thing - I've been putting off seeing Ms Blowjob because I didn't enjoy that first phone conversation I had with her. Our first meeting (in a group, before that phone conversation) was alright. But I didn't feel excited enough chatting to Ms Blowjob on the phone. Perhaps her voice wasn't sultry enough and maybe I was expecting an established cock sucker to have a sexier voice, I really don't know. It was just that one conversation though, so maybe I should give it another go.

Am I thinking too much about it and should I just go ahead and meet Ms Blowjob already and claim my prize? Afterall, who needs conversation when her mouth is being used for a more altruistic purpose?